The Quotable Resolutions Report: Top 5 Albums Great Albums of All Time

"Read at least 1 book each month. To me, reading is like exercising...I hate doing it, but I love how I feel at the end. Gotta do more of it."
The Company Man's Resolutions: 2008 in High Definition - The Company Man

Yep, I just quoted myself.

But for good reason. Today I finished reading my first book of the year - The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell. Off to an aight start. True, this is February, but I decided to give myself a pass since I didn't drop my resolutions until half way through the January. Gotta start on a round number. Anyway, the Tipping Point discusses the factors necessary to start a social epidemic - the reasons TV shows connect with the audience, crime rates rise, styles become hot, whatever. For real, I couldn't have read it at a better time. Not only because its directly applicable with what we're trying to do here at The Quotable, but also because it should help with a project I'm launching on my nine-to-five (or better yet, my 8ish-to-whenever-the-hell-time-of-nite-the-pimp-hand-of-corporate-america-slaps-my-ass-off-the-strole. Thats right: Wall Street, Hip Hop. Maybe I should change my name to The Company Renaissance Man. Ya'll don't want to see me on Wii Sports. Trust).

Win-win.

So this mini-milestone made me check to see how I'm progressing on the rest of The Company Man's 2008 Resolutions (Here). Not bad. 1 book down. 15 Quotables strong so far. 4 tickets in hand for a New Orleans Hornet's game (they're playing at The Garden on Monday...which technically makes it a Knicks game. But I don't want to see the Knicks. I want to see Chris Paul ball live. 21 ppg, 11 assists, 3 steals, the Hornets in third place in the Western Conference - the kid is ill. Check that, I'm going to see a Chris Paul game. Another tangent. Carry on). It feels like I'm smoking and drinking less. Pretty good, pretty good. I mean, I haven't gone to church with Will yet, but I've got all year to do that.

But the one resolution I do need to get a jump on is "Write More Top 'Whatever' Lists."

[Pauses to debate procrastination]

Eff it. No time like the present. Lets start with the basics. In the era of the single, The Company Man is an album dude. No matter how tight it might be, one great song will never feed you like one great album. A great song is like a snack when you're starving - you're still hungry at the end. A great album is like Thanksgiving - you need to take a nap just to digest it all. These albums are like that:

INTRODUCING THE COMPANY MAN'S TOP 5 GREAT ALBUMS OF ALL TIME!

[And Quotable Nation goes wild! "As if Holyfield just won the fight"]

5. The College Dropout - Kanye West 2004


On the real, Kanye West is the first rapper that I ever directly related to (other than Will Smith...his parents didn't understand, mine didn't either). FACT. Not through his message, but through his lifestyle. Homeboy grew up as a middle class kid working at the GAP, chasing his dreams. Yup, The Company Man grew up a middle class kid working at the GAP (you can't beat 50% off). I'd never heard my story on wax until The College Dropout. But not only did Mr. West's debut album directly speak to me...but it was also crazy dope. Littered with sped up soul-samples (produced entirely by Kanye himself), Hip Hop violinists, and outside the box collaborations (Freeway and Mos Def on "Two Words", Jamie Fox (before the Oscar and the R&B album) and Twista on "Slow Jamz"), TCD showcased 'Ye's work-in-progress delivery (sounding like a more animated Mase circa 1997), diverse subject matter (who else was rapping about social consciousness, self consciousness, internet-hook-ups, and Jesus all on the same Lp???), and witty content ("Got a light-skinned friend who looks like Michael Jackson/Got a dark-skinned friend who looks like Michael Jackson"). The College Dropout is loaded with honesty and replay value. Its classic and progressive at the same time. "And if this is your first time hearing this/you are now about to experience something so cold."

Rating: QQQQQ

4. Lupe Fiasco's: Food & Liquor - Lupe Fiasco 2006


"And so it seems that I'm sewing jeans. / And First & 15th is just a sewing machine. / So I cut the pattern and I sew its seams / and button in this hustlin and publicly I'm Buddy Lee. / Theres no bustin' him and cuffin' him is like ushering in a regime. / They want me to make Prince pants / but I withstand. I ain't gotten in to that. / A little BIG in the waist / 2Pac-ets on the back. / Call them LuVy's - OGs covered in blue dye." - "Pressure": Lupe Fiasco: Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor

What can I say that hasn't already been said? Read review HERE.

Rating: QQQQQ



3. The Blueprint - Jay-Z 2001

So it was a typical September day in Amsterdam. I Bounced from class and headed over to The Grey Area (our favorite coffee shop...best greenery on the Prinsegraght) for an after school lift. Then over to the local record store (can't remember the name, but picture a European FYE) to cop Jay-Z's latest: The Blueprint. Up until then, I wasn't really a Jay-Z fan (my boy Sean P was ahead of the game on that one. Jay's been his dude since Reasonable Doubt). Honestly I thought his music was fairly one-dimensional; baller raps, club music, tracks for the chicks...the usual late nineties-bling-bling-era rhymes. But I was used to buying his CDs and I bumped "H to the Izzo" all summer long, so picking it up that day it dropped was a no-brainer. I bought the album, popped it into the trusty Sony CDWalkman, hopped on my bike (err...bicycle) and headed on my way.

About 1:52 seconds into the first track I was forced to bring that beat back!! A sign of something special. The Blueprint's combination of lyrical exercise and soulful soundscape forced me to recognize Jay-Z's superior skillset. I mean, after six albums Hova finally put together the complete package (at least for me anyway) - in depth personal stories ("Song Cry"), ill cypher rhymes ("All I Need", "The Rulers Back"), lean track listing (only 13 songs in length; enough to leave you wanting more), one killer guest appearance (maybe too killer - Eminem slayed Jay on "Renegade"), cohesive sound (Kanye and Just Blaze produced the lionshare of the Lp), witty wordplay ("Girls, Girls, Girls"). Big Homie delivered on all counts, and even found time to end a couple of careers (sorry for ya Mobb Deep) and resurrect another (for the record, Jay won that battle for a lot of reasons. But most specifically because he made Nas relevant by calling his slumping ass out)! Jay snatched Hip Hop's crown, tilted it like his Yankee fitted, and made you think (if only for a second) "if he's not better than BIG...he's the closest one." Classic.

I made it back to my flat around 1:30pm that day and laid down to take a nap. About 30 minutes later, my roommates annoyingly eccentric guest from Chicago came running into the room screaming "THEY'RE ATTACKING AMERICA!! THEY'RE ATTACKING AMERICA!!!" I awoke from my weed-nap skeptical...only to find out that two hijacked planes just crashed into the World Trade towers...

Rating: QQQQQ


2. All Eyez On Me - 2Pac 1996

All Eyez On Me was the first album to make me think. I mean really think. Loaded with angst injected rhymes targeted at politicians ("Delores Tucker yous a muthafucka/instead of trying to help a n**** you destroy your brother/worse than the others./Bill Clinton, Mr. Bob Dole/You too old to understand the way the game told"), followed by ubiquitous party tracks ("California Love", "Check Out Time") followed by cypher tracks with ill guest appearances ("Got My Mind Made Up" featuring Kurupt, Method Man, Redman), cuts that make you wanna f*ck somebody up ("No More Pain", "All Eyez On Me", "Ambitionz Az A Ridah") - I didn't know whether to riot or start a revolution. Pac spit with such energy and emotion and somehow never sounded contradictory. Arguably the greatest double-disk album of all time. Tweleve years later and this one is still in heavy rotation.

Rating: QQQQQ

1. E. 1999 Eternal - Bone Thugs N Harmony 1995



As much as I'd like to say that "I had to think long and hard about the number 1 Great Album of All Time" and that I did countless soul-searching and proceeses of elimination to come to to this conclusion - the truth is Bone Thugs N Harmony's E.99 Eternal has been The Company Man's favorite album since...well...since 1995. Easy choice. First, Bone is the first group I've ever loved. Not in a Brokeback-bathroom-stall-toe-tapping kind of way. But in a "these-dudes-are-killing-every-track-and-I-need-to-play-back-the-entire-album-again" kind of way. The irony is that Krazy, Lazy, Bizzy, Wish (and damn-sure not Flesh-N-Bone) weren't dropping crazy metaphors and allusions like Lupe, nor were they spitting political minded, socially conscious rhymes like Pac or Ye. And they didn't come close to matching Jay-Z's diversity. The thing about E.99 is that its cohesive from beginning to end, telling the story of a couple St. Claire thugs hustling, getting arrested, breaking of jail only to head back onto the block, collect their ends, budasmoke, then ride off into the murda-mo-murda sunset. I know I know, at surface level it sounds like 93% of the other indistinguishable rap music out today. But Bone's melodic-tongue-twister-flow (each similar in style but distinctly different in delivery), and detailed story telling, combined with DJ Uneek's horroresque soundtrack (complete with high keys and heavy snare) overshadows any potential cliches (and back then, todays cliches werent yet cliche). All four members rip through all 17 tracks like fat kids through britches. 13 years later and every song is still dope. Now thats what I mean by replay value. Bone's innovative/stylistic delivery, energy, and storytelling are what put this album a top of this list. "See you at the Crossroads..."

Rating: QQQQQ

Thats all I got for yall tonight, Quotable Nation. Let me know what you think. What albums are on your Top 5? Hit me in the comments section.

Carry on....

Glow In The Dark Tour Schedule


Kanye West has released the complete list of tour dates for his highly-anticipated Glow In The Dark Tour, co-starring Lupe Fiasco, Rihanna, and N.E.R.D. "So go ahead, go nuts...go apeshit." Sheeeeet, I know where I'll be this Saturday at noon...on the Ticketmaster website copping mine before they sell out. Thats right Quotable Nation...The Company Man is still BUYING tickets. But its cool though - gotta walk before you run. Media passes will be on the way. Someday. Hopefully....Please.

Either way, I can't wait to see Graduation performed live (read review HERE). The entire album was designed for the stadium show. Simply anthemic. That 5/13 Madison Square Garden looks like the one.

4/16 Seattle, WA - Key Arena
4/18 Sacramento, CA - ARCO Arena
4/19 San Jose, CA - HP Pavilion
4/20 San Diego, CA - San Diego Sports Arena
4/21 Los Angeles, CA - Nokia Theatre
4/22 Los Angeles, CA - Nokia Theater
4/24 Tucson, AZ - McKale Memorial Center at University of Arizona
4/25 Las Vegas, NV - Red Rock
4/26 Albuquerque, NM - Journal Pavilion
4/27 Denver, CO - Pepsi Center
4/29 Oklahoma City, OK - Ford Center
4/30 Austin, TX - Frank Irwin Center
5/01 Dallas, TX - Superpages.com Center
5/02 Woodlands, TX - Woodlands Pavilion
5/04 Atlanta, GA - Gwinnett Center Arena
5/05 Tampa, FL - Ford Amphitheater
5/06 West Palm Beach, FL - Sound Advice Amphitheater
5/08 Charlotte, NC - Verizon Amphitheater
5/09 Raleigh, NC - Walnut Creek Amphitheatre
5/10 Washington, DC - Nisson Pavilion
5/11 Virginia Beach, VA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
5/13 New York, NY - Madison Square Garden
5/15 Boston, MA - Tweeter Center
5/16 Hartford, CT - Meadows Music Theatre
5/17 Philadelphia, PA - Susquehanna Bank Center
5/18 Scranton, PA - Toyota Pavilion
5/20 Montreal, Quebec - Bell Center
5/21 Toronto, Ontario - Molson Center
5/22 Detroit, MI - The Palace
5/23 Chicago, IL - United Center
5/24 Minneapolis, MN - Target Center
5/27 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan - Credit Union Centre
5/29 Edmonton, Rexall Place
5/30 Calgary, Alberta - Pengrowth Saddledome
6/12 Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo (only with Lupe Fiasco)

And here's another hit...We outta here, baby!
Carry on...

Lupe Fiasco: Mtv Artist of the Week

So three people came up to me today telling me that Lupe Fiasco was all over Mtv this week. How the hell did I miss that? I mean, I know I don't really watch Mtv like that, but why the hell didn't anyone call me when he first came on??? Is that whats poppin' in 2008?? Any how, I did a little digging and found out that Lupe Fiasco is Mtv's artist of the week! Yeah...caught me by surprise too. Can't be mad at that.

So here are a few samples of the TV spots running this week on Mr. Cornell Westside.







Yeah...can't be mad at that at all.

Carry on...

Quotable Videos: "Flashing Lights" - feat. Dwele

"As I recall, I know you love to show off. / But I never thought that you would take it this far..." - "Flashing Lights": Kanye West; Granduation

Word.

The line above carries so much more meaning after seeing the video for "Flashing Lights" - the fourth single off of Grammy winner Kanye West's third studio album, Graduation (read review here). I mean, damn right he feels like "Katrina with no FEMA..." - homeboy is stranded. Literally. But what do I know.

Dope video though. Simple. But dope.

Check it out, Quotable Nation. Share your thoughts.



Uh...so thats whats poppin' in 2008?? Scorned women hog-tying their exes, stashing them in the trunk of the car, driving them out into the middle of nowhere, and smashing their heads in with a shovel???? Not sure I'm cool with that...

Happy Valentines Day.

Carry On...

Live on the Set: "Hip Hop Saved My Life"

"A base heavy medley with a sample from the 70s and a screwed up hook that went 'Stack that Cheese. / Somethin, somethin, somethin...'Stack that Cheese.'" - "Hip Hop Saved My Life": Lupe Fiasco; Lupe Fiasco's: The Cool

Here it is, Quotable Nation - live on the set of Lupe Fiasco's video shoot for "Hip Hop Saved My Life" featuring Ms. Nikki Jean. Naturally, UGK's own Bun B dropped in for a cameo...







Carry on...

A Quotable Rant: Jena 6 Member Charged With Assault

"I keep on searchin' and I keep on lookin' / But n****s are the same from Watts to Brooklyn."


Nigga.

I abhor the word. But unfortunately I don't know any other way to describe this ish.

Jena 6 member Bryant Purvis was arrested on Wednesday for choking a student who allegedly vandalized his car.

How do you like that...

In a written statement to the Denton County Police (Carrollton, Tx), 19-year-Bryant-muttaskuttin'-Purvis admitted to the accusations.

"I walked over to him and grabbed him by his neck...then told him not to mess with my car anymore, then left."

I can hear Uncle Ruckus now - somewhere croonin' "don't truss dem' new n****s over there!"


"I try to keep faith in my people. / But sometimes my people be actin' like they evil."
"Fantastic Voyage" - Coolio


On the real, I'm amazingly disappointed in these civil rights victims. It seems like yesterday we were fighting for a cause. But the more and more I learn about these nuckle-heads, the more it feels like I'm fightin' for a bunch of ignorant muttaskuttas! I mean damn, a couple months ago you were one internet-protest away from living out your whorin'-twenties behind the bars of a federal penatentury; and now look at you...chokin' out cats in the street? After going through all of that...you can't think of a better way to handle this situation? Thats whats poppin' in 2008? Civil rights victims assualting muttaskuttas in the middle of Black History Month???

Not suprisingly, Bryant Purvis is also one of the two Jena 6 members throwin' shout-outs at last year's BET Awards. Not 'Thank You for your support and helping to keep our black-asses outta jail.' Shout-outs...as if they were invited because they won an award. Here they are throwin' up their set.


The picture of persecution.



Are they bragging? This ish is an oppressors wet dream.

I now understand why Nas entitled his next album...




Carry on...

Rhythm's: Me Against The World


"Me Against the World"

September 13, 1996. It was a warm (still Summer) day, as I recall. Most people don't really consider September a summer month, but it is. Just up until a day or so after my birthday, actually.
I was in the 10th grade, and life was pretty uneventful.
I was a colorguard in the marching band, and most of my friends were borderline outcasts (I said "marching band," didn't I?) who thought we were cool for not being cool (yeah, true geeks we were). Not my boyfriend, though. He was an athlete. Not a star athlete, but an athlete nonetheless. He was actually pretty good, but he was the new kid, and the school already had its stars. But I digress. New Kid was my boyfriend. And I liked him. He was cute (braces and all…guess I'll always be part geek no matter how fly I am now). He was funny, and we were actually a lot alike.

Until he killed [insert slain West Coast rapper here].

It's almost blasphemous to even type his name, so I won't. But it's all new kid's fault he died.
Allow me to explain.
New kid, New Kid's Best Friend (let's call him…"Adam"), and I were hanging out after school. It was a Friday, which meant I had to be at the football game (marching band…you keepin' up?) and New Kid and Adam were probably sticking around to go to the game, too.

At this point, I guess I should back up and explain that before New Kid was my boyfriend, he had asked me to hook him up with my friend (let's call her "Not As Cute As Me In The First Place, Geek Or Not."
Or "Cheerleader" for short.
Come to think of it, why was I friends with a cheerleader anyway? Again, I digress). New Kid and Cheerleader kicked it for about a week or two, but it didn't pan out. I can't really remember why, but they end up back together a few chapters later, so that detail isn't that significant. Meanwhile, Cheerleader and I fell out about something or other, so when New Kid "saw the light" and "picked me" (think: Meredith in the stairwell with McDreamy. Okay, it didn't happen like that, but it's a good reference), I obviously had no point of contention about it.

Back to the afternoon of the infamous football game…New Kid was trying to get my attention (and boy did he) by calling my name over and over. Thing is, it wasn't my name. It was Cheerleader's. And for whatever reason, I still didn't hear him (probably because it wasn't my name). But Adam kindly pointed it out…out loud:
"New Kid, you mean 'Hot Geeky Band Chick,' not 'Cheerleader.'"
It's quite funny all these years later. But at the time, my ego was bruised. We argued, and (ever the professional) I left to perform my critical duty to my band, my school, and my country.

During halftime, just after the greatest marching band performance of all time, I got the news. West Coast Rapper had died. That was the last straw. I think I actually fainted.



Soon after, I ended my tumultuous 2-week relationship with New Kid. We eventually reconciled and became great friends, and he ended up with Cheerleader. Several cheerleaders, actually. And to this day, I'm still the flyest geek he knows.
So goes the story of Rhythm and The Company Man.





*The Company Man did not actually kill West Coast Rapper.
I did actually faint when I heard the news.
West Coast Rapper will forever be missed.

Be. Fly.
For more from Rhythm...check her out on her myspace page here.

From the Vault: EVERY YEAR THIS ISH HAPPENS!

So I was gonna write this long diatribe about how the first 3 months of every year are void of blockbuster Hip Hop albums and how all these rappers and record labels seasonally sword fight with each other jousting over summer and holiday sales when theres less competition and increased marketing opportunities in the wide-open-first-quarter and then I remembered...

I already did.

April 2007. From The Vault...


EVERY YEAR THIS ISH HAPPENS!

Every artist and every label fiends for that summer smash, or that holiday season cash-in - and they all end up crossing-swords fighting over rapidly depleting album sales!

Jay-Z, Nas, Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes, Ludacris, Lupe Fiasco, The Game, The Roots, Clipse, Ice Cube, Outkast, Obie Trice, Young Jeezy, Diddy, DMX, Mos Def, Method Man, Mobb Deep, Fat Joe, Lloyd Banks, Pharrell, all released albums between June and December of 2006. As of today, only Hova and Outkast* managed to crack (the much overrated) platinum status domestically (both deserving significant asterisks - Outkast released Idlewild in conjunction with the duos feature film Idlewild - quintessential cross promotion. And as President of Def Jam, Jay-Z was essentially the only artist with complete control over his marketing budget - allegedly spending upwards of $20 million on album promotion for his un-retirement Lp Kingdom Come - including a Super Bowl ad and an unprecedented 1-Day US tour). A few others above posted strong sales numbers (Jeezy, The Game, Luda, and Nas are all approaching 1 million albums sold...6 months later) - the rest fell victim to the competition.

Too many MCs, not enough muttaskuttas buying CDs.

Maybe I missed the memo - but when did it become smart business to release a potentially viable product into an already over-saturated market? 9 out of 10 times money is lost - especially when all the products are packaged the same. And considering the lack of creativity plaguing commercial rap music (Corporate America: once again turning sugar to shit in pursuit of dollars and cents), who can tell the difference anymore? Or more appropriately, who cares to tell the difference?

Here's a thought: rather than flush cash down the isher jousting with every other industry big name during the cluttered 2nd half, why not diversify and drop big-ticket Lps in the wide-open 1st half? Think about it - less competition, increased likelihood of consistent radio and video rotation, and if the chance to make Spring Breakers nationwide dry-hunch to your jammy jam isn't enticing enough, then the increased revenue opportunities should be.

Case in point: T.I.'s 4th studio album, The King, was the only platinum selling album throughout most of 2006. When did it drop?

March.

"You do the arithmetic. WE do the Language-Arts."
"A Life in the Day of Benjamin Andre" - Andre 3000; The Love Below

Carry on...

* To be honest, I have no real way to verify this and seriously doubt its accuracy. According to Wikipedia Idlewild is "platinum" but does not distinguish between domestic or international. My assumption is that it went plat internationally, but I also remember what happens when you "assume." So The Quotable will give 'Kast the benefit of the doubt since they've given us a decade worth of Classics.